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Maia Mayhem Manuscript

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Name:
maiamayhem
Birthdate:
13 September
External Services:
  • maiamayhem@livejournal.com
Schools:
I am a student, bartender, student teacher, and soon to be high school English teacher. I like music, dogs, and recreational copulation. Flatulence might make me laugh, but true comedy is in the arbitrary moments of life i.e. the ones we don't expect to happen. I speak French and cuss a LOT. POint blank: I am a trashy bitch with a dozen empty bottles lying around and dog hair on every article.

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