maiamayhem (maiamayhem) wrote,

Master Cleanse #2

So, here I am. I did the Master Cleanse this time last year for 7 days. I must say I did lose a lot of weight which was awesome, but it was sooooo hard. I caved in on one of the days and "chew-spit". This consists of chewing food and spitting it out before you swallow it. I just missed the taste of food so much that I had to do it. I will not be doing it this time. The good news is that I have kept the weight off give or take a few pounds. I have been eating really bad lately, and feeling very tired and bloated from my poor choices so I felt I should do it again. I am supposed to go to San Diego the 12th to the 19th, and I want to look really good.

I am intent on making it for 10 full days. Whoa! That is a LONG time. But I know I can do it. So, tonight I just had my chocolate Smooth Move tea which I can already feel. I rushed to the bathroom ready for something intense to happen, but it was rather uneventful. My abdomen is cramping up, though. I have cramps of the other variety as well, so these 10 days are going to be quite a challenge. Yikes, but a couple of days and the bloating will go down and I will feel lighter, which I need. You know your body is in bad shape when you feel that way. I think a good dose of cleaning your insides is really important.

So, expect some bitchiness and snide remarks to come this week. So, what ese is new, right? haha! I'll write every day.
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